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Gonna Give You Every Inch Of My Love 

Dear Monday, can you please die or go to hell

Reason why I never let my girlfriend touch my phone. I don't have a girlfriend.

If people are trying to bring you down, it only means that you are above them.

Be the change you wish to see in the world 

If You Can Dream It, You Can Do It 

Some people in your life is like those songs in the playlists that you always skip but never delete. 

You can do anything, but not everything 

If someone hates you for no reason, then give them a reason 

Bad luck is losing girlfriend on valentine week 

Love your mother because it's true, if she's gone, you can never find another..

No one can write better non-sense than me

She will definetly call u honny when she needs money 

Can't WhatsApp, talk only 

Forget the dog! Beware of kids!

Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one
Sometime, the wrong choices take us to the right places
I have low tolerance for stupidity 

Royality is my blood

I am not useless am use for a bad exampal

Where there is Love.. There is life

why wait soo long when we know we belong !!

Thanks God for creating love

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself

Time, you can't keep it, but you can spend it.

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